Your AI baby - what’s in the box?
Congratulations on your acquisition -
1. Your human is set to ‘Factory setting’.
It will ‘Activate’ when you detach the security cord.
The device has been ‘pre-charged’ at the factory.
Your human will survive for a short period after initial start-up.
2. You will need to; ‘input data’
and charge at regular intervals after ‘initial boot’.
Failure to do so will result in irreparable damage.
If this happens -
3. Your warranty will be invalidated.
The factory will accept
no responsibility
for the performance of your human.
4. You can ‘over-charge’ your device.
There is such a thing as ‘too much!’
Too much of a good thing,
will result in inconsistent performance.
5. However - careful management of resources,
(managed charging) will prolong life,
improve functional reliability,
and will improve the capacity of your human to handle stress.
Technical Specifications.
Your human has an initial run time - between 2-4 hrs.
This too will increase with time and careful management.
Your device has been fitted with face recognition software.
This needs to be engaged with - frequently.
Care Instructions
For your human to develop its profile -
you need to provide opportunities for it to ‘engage’ with its environment.
Avoid inputting ‘false data’ born of prejudice - typically delivered through ‘Malice’.
(Malice is not an approved supplier of software for this machine).
Downloading ‘Malicious’ software absolves the factory from all obligations.
For the ‘adaptive intelligence’ feature to work effectively,
ensure communication occurs throughout your human’s lifetime.
Ensure the ‘truth and tolerance’ software is kept up-to-date.
Optional Extras
Your new human comes with different
‘skin colours’.
IMPORTANT NOTICE
Skin colour has no impact on your human’s performance.
Appearance is a ‘subjective’ concept only.
WARNING
There is no return policy.
Your human is for life.
Not just for Christmas.
image; Art Johnstone. ‘Your AI baby - what’s in the box?’ On opening a new laptop box and considering the information set out on a comprehensive information sheet headed ‘What’s in the box?’ Then wondering -
perhaps we need to send babies home with similarly detailed instructions.